March 2012
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My faculty advisor's last name is Tebow.
I think I just won at life.
February 2012
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A merely well-informed man is the most useless bore on God’s earth.
– Alfred North Whitehead
oyemiamor replied to your post: I am jealous of Canada right now.
roll up the rim? i can send you some cups and see if you win hha
Roll up the rim indeed! One day, I’ll go to Canada just for this reason.
I am jealous of Canada right now.
Right now.
Reading old dream logs on sadface.
I dreamt of some kind of mafia led by this restaurant owner from southern Europe. It was nighttime and there was going to be a showdown of some sort so he asked me to drive his car because he didn’t want to die because he had children who didn’t know he was a gang leader. He ended up getting shot in the woods anyway, and Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec was there and she lied to the...
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When someone I don't know wants to add me on...
I am absolutely ready to add people I actually talk to online on facebook but they must be warned: Most of my updates are in Swedish and make no sense at all when google translated.
And I delete people I never interact with.
Because I’m the bad guy.
A Story from Zimbabwe
lillybet:
Wednesday 13th May 1998
The python came out, and raised himself and said, why have you come for. The children said, we have come to ask if you can call the docter. One child shouted, the chief is ill. He may Die. Please make him better. So the dockter went to the chief. It was to late he had died.
-Me (aged 7)
Hero of the day: Lizzie
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A post about my brother and I.
That one time we started singing that song we hadn’t heard for years at the same time in the same key.
That was pretty cool.
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Wanting friends who give you a higher status...
We all probably want it, but friends are not accessories made to make you look good.
artashlee asked: Your work is great!
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When nobody can tell what's going on inside of...
I’m so tired and sleepy I’m basically sleeping on the inside and nobody even knows ever. Glad I could vent here. Yay internet!
OK but seriously, I don’t want to be on this bus I want to be sleeping or eating desserts in bed while watching cartoons or whatever.
Pizza.
Pizza in bed and ice cream and Rainbow Bright.
This is how much "apple" spam I want in my inbox:
I just took a career assessment.
It listed the only things I ever want to work with as my primary matches. Pew pew!
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My iPod is having a bad shuffle day.
Or maybe it’s just me.
I am having a bad shuffle day.
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Is this actually real? →
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It's one of those mornings when I really just want...
And then this blog came along and it’s not helping and I like it.
Things I hope I will never do:
Sleep in a tent in the snow.
And that’s all for tonight.
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The unforgiving youth.
I honestly understand that life is hard. I’m young myself, and I think I’m the center of everything, but it seems to me that all of us youths think we know so much. We don’t know everything. We don’t know that much, really. We give older generations way too little credit for having experienced the exact same things we’re going through. We think that if someone...
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Josephine is on tumblr now. You've been waiting,... →
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Oh tumblr, you will receive such an amazing gift...
I freaking love this day!
I don’t even know why! Holler.
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People who open the bus windows when the bus is...
Can’t say I enjoy their presence much, really.
I've thought a lot today.
About smart stuff. I don’t really remember what it was about, but I’m sure it would have looked good on the internet. I don’t post my deep little thoughts like I used to, and I’m not sure why. I want to, but I think I started feeling pretentious somewhere along the line.
I also think I started feeling like maybe I should write all those things for myself only, in a real...
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Annoying:
always finding ways to blame the world for everything.
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I got two pairs of jeans for $31 today!
Also Obama is coming to my school tomorrow so classes are suspended.
Cheap jeans woohoo!
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